Not creative enough for a nice title.

saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

thugmissus:

omg

sherlock:

life hack: stay away from shows and movies with such good character development that you feel as if you have actually befriended the characters on a more emotional scale then you ever thought would be possible causing destruction to your heart on a more realistic level when said characters experience pain and or death

skhiev:

hashbrownyoloswag:

The last one tho 😂

I’m dead af 😂😂😂

heatmor:

in ireland its illegal to buy or sell alcohol on good friday which is tomorrow so everyone flocks to their nearest shop and buys all the alcohol today and let me tell ya i was just at tesco and it looked like the apocalypse except everyone was carrying nothing but drink

queertactics:

I have this headcanon that little queer kids at Hogwarts went to Remus when he was a professor because he ping’d the gaydar and they told him if they were being bullied and he made sure it got taken care of

I have this headcanon that he’d end up getting taps on his door at odd…

beyouroffbeat:

frostmatey:

the-spinning-teacup:

iamonlyslightlydisneyobsessed:

Everyone always talks about how amazing of an architect Elsa is, but have we all forgotten about Tarzan’s parents who built an awesome tree house by themselves while caring for their infant child…?

TRUUUEEE

but someone had a headcanon that Tarzan’s parents were actually the King and Queen of Arendelle. They didn’t die, they washed up there

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OHOHOHOHO